shut the front door

NOT used for S.T.F.U. replacement but for a more light hearted "Get the F* outta here" "I can't believe it" banter used mainly by "valley" type girls.

Vicky:Ohh, I just got this Gucci sweater for only $75.
Cindy: Shut the front door!! that's awsome!

by Yari0 February 15, 2010

shut the front door

shut the front door means shut the **** up, but its not cuss words and you can't get in trouble for it!

Someone is annoying you so you can say "Shut the front door"!

by Rydersilver May 23, 2008

shut the front door

a phrase used when you don't want to say shut the "F" up instead.

person #1 I hope you die!
person #2 shut the front door, and be quite!

by frankie frank August 23, 2009

shut the front door

shut the front door does NOT mean shut the F up it means to shut somebody down in a sport or to stop somebody

the Miami Dolphins shut the front door on the Jets last night

by bighugebengalsfan October 10, 2009

Shut the front door

More publicly acceptable and FCC-friendly version of S.T.F.U., originally coined by Buckethead on WJRR Radio.

"You slept with your girlfriend's sister and her mom? Shut the front door!"

by GrendelPrime May 8, 2006

Shut the front door

A phrase used not as a substitute for 'Shut the fuck up', but rather when the front door requires shutting.

Person 1: Can you shut the front door please?
Person 2: Yeah, sure. *shuts the front door*

by mikee246 August 17, 2011

Shut the front door

Shut the f* up
Are you serious?
When someone states the obvious.

Susie: "They told me that the moon will not shine forever."
Sam: "Shut the front door!"

by Karann September 5, 2005