shumo

a nickname given to sosé hovannisian’s sold as labradoodle, not labradoodle. also referred to as schuppo, shumoshipat, shumoshipash, schuppy, and his legal name - Moush.

*Sose enters the house

“HI SHUMO. HI SCHUPPIPASH!!”

by soséhovannisianfanpage January 28, 2021

Shamogabog

A vile, toxic, obese, bitch, with yeasty fat folds under disproportionately big, gelatinous arms that are partially covered in what appear to be jailhouse tattoos. She has entirely too much time on her hands. The Shamogabog has no teeth, in her infected mouth, except for the busted dentures, that she holds together with Krazy Glue. She fancies herself as a singer/master of disguise, but can be frequently spotted on her social media pages, having glued trash or discounted, post-season Christmas ornaments to her face. Sporting the stereotypical “fish gape”, that all wannabe InstaModels wear (which is about as empowering as, and has all the sex appeal of a blowup doll), the shamogabog is an incredible narcissist. She plays with clay all day, creating sub-par “ jewelry”, that she peddles (for now), because she wasn’t bright enough to finish high school. But hey, she’s an artist...

The Shamogabog couldn’t hold a job, because she was too busy gluing garbage to her face!

by Wish Mackinnon October 4, 2020

drunk shimoda

Any character or actor in a show or movie that does something which unintentionally draw attention or causes the viewer to laugh. The drunk shimoda is often a minor character or extra.

The term comes from a Star Trek review podcast and is an award given out at the end of each episode.

So Ben have you found any drunk shimodas?

My drunk shimoda goes to...

by Criticalstink June 4, 2017

Shamoya

Moya is the rarest and prettiest girl around she is independent & doesn’t need a guy for anything she is loyal and sometimes misunderstood she is different from other girls wants a guy falls in love there’s no going back she has a lot of haters and people tend to get jealous of her

That girl was a Shamoya she was so unforgettable

by Dana4986 June 14, 2019

Scumo

The evolved form of Scomo. When a Scomo does nothing in a national crisis it will accumulate enough lack of XP to evolve into Scumo. It earns double lack of XP if it takes a holiday.

Scomo did so little it evolved into scumo 1 day into its leadership position.

by Maytheoddsbeeverinyourfavour August 6, 2021

Shumoocher

A smelly, lump of a person that lingers around your house long after they should have went home or taken a shower. They are willing to haul laundry from many miles away just to save money on laundry detergent even though they look and smell like they haven't cleaned their clothes in weeks. They also like to use your internet, cable and video games even though they spend more money in transportation costs getting to your house than if they bought these things themself.

I like your friend, but he's are a real shumoocher. He sat on your couch all weekend long and when he finally went home he left a big shit streak on one of the cushions.

by Stinky Hippie September 14, 2010

Shamon

Michael Jackson's way of saying "C'mon!".

You know I'm bad! I'm bad! You know it! You know it! You know! You know! You know! Shamon! And the whole world has to answer right now, so I'll tell you once again who's bad!

by Walter June 2, 2004