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shtome by PortaJohn February 18, 2023
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David Shomen 

David Shomen is the Savior of the Larry shippers and Co. Captains aside from Captain Niall Horan!
One fateful night a certain blonde hair, baseball capped young man named David Shomen was taking pics at Los Angeles near Electric Fountain. He heard a certain Curly haired lads voice and recognized it to be...

" Hey, you're Harry Styles! Mind if I get a pic? "

Shomen noticed a shorter tattooed man hanging on his arm. He was looking fondly into Harry's eyes.

" Sorry man, its best if we not "- Harry responded.

David was a bit down about this, but tweeted a pic of them anyways.
* Time Lapse*

Davids twitter was soon suspended by the evil Modest Management.

The Larry shippers have all the proof they need.
David gaineds tons of followers due to the news.
Related Words
shtome • Stomedy • shome • shoomer • Shromes • Stome • SHOMEL • shromels • Shtoke • stomed

shomer shabbos 

The Jewish day of rest. That means that you don't work, you don't drive a car, you don't fucking ride in a car, you don't handle money, you don't turn on the oven, and you sure as shit don't fucking roll!
Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm shomer shabbos.
shomer shabbos by trarei August 6, 2011
Type of cancer you can only find on youtube. He is the epitome of darknenn. Sometimes looks like a telletubby.
Has become a meme for drilling himself in the head and smoking cardboard
"I have no friends, I have no enemies, ah shit. My life is fucking boring man, ah yes, sometimes I...I upload like ten vidoes in one day because I have no life, Anyway...". My name is Stomedy

Shim-shoomering

The act of shuffling sideways without lifting either foot entirely off the ground, for a dramatic effect.
"On a quiet night, you can still hear Old Fred shim-shoomering across town."

"Did you see Jess on the dance floor last night? She was shim-shoomering like a pro!"

"Forget the moonwalk, it's all about shim-shoomering now!"
Shim-shoomering by ConIII August 6, 2019
Someone who is terrible at what they do yet still is somehow incredibly successful in what they do.
"For the past week, Ted has been serving nothing but raw meat to the customers. He's been promoted to CEO. What a Shoomer."
Shoomer by Chifutakushi February 12, 2020
Slang for Magic Mushrooms. Magic mushrooms, or Shrooms are one of the only naturally occuring hallucinogens out there. They have similar effects to LSD, but are still VERY different. Mushrooms are far more intense than LSD IMO anyways. They contain psilocybin and psilocin, thats what gets you high. Dont do more than an 8th for your first time. Good luck Shrooming.
First time I ate shromes, I was watching south park and they were morphing into zombies. I reccomend watching the Detour on Teletoon, those shows are made for shrooms I swear.
Shromes by CrippLed PwnS March 28, 2007
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