shrub dick 

A abnormally small and girthy dick

Man, yesterday Kyle had a shrub dick in class

shrub dick by Lil Boi October 17, 2017

Shrub dick 

An incredibly small and big bush of pubes

I eat ass. But Kyle had such a shrub dick yesterday morning.

Shrub dick by Lil Boi November 11, 2017

Scrub dick

Basically a dick that is seen as inferior to the majority of the world. A penis so pathetic that anyone who lays eyes on it would laugh and call it a "scrub dick".

That dude has a scrub dick.

Scrub dick by Zero_Tolerancex March 31, 2009

Dick scrub 

(Adj.) A man or woman who cannot use a penis effectively.

Did you hear about john? He was using the urinal and hit the people behind him! What a dick scrub!

Dick scrub by Thataco October 15, 2015

Shrumdick 

When her fingers are too short to reach the bottom of the jar, so you have to dip your dick instead..and she sucks it off

Babe my fingers are too short to get the crumbs..I need you to Shrumdick me instead

Shrumdick by Black Dick EnMilk November 10, 2024