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Shrub dick 

An incredibly small and big bush of pubes
I eat ass. But Kyle had such a shrub dick yesterday morning.
Shrub dick by Lil Boi November 11, 2017

Scrub dick

Basically a dick that is seen as inferior to the majority of the world. A penis so pathetic that anyone who lays eyes on it would laugh and call it a "scrub dick".
That dude has a scrub dick.
Scrub dick by Zero_Tolerancex March 31, 2009

Dick scrub 

(Adj.) A man or woman who cannot use a penis effectively.
Did you hear about john? He was using the urinal and hit the people behind him! What a dick scrub!
Dick scrub by Thataco October 15, 2015

Shrumdick 

When her fingers are too short to reach the bottom of the jar, so you have to dip your dick instead..and she sucks it off
Babe my fingers are too short to get the crumbs..I need you to Shrumdick me instead
Shrumdick by Black Dick EnMilk November 10, 2024

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026