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Shrub dick 

An incredibly small and big bush of pubes
I eat ass. But Kyle had such a shrub dick yesterday morning.
Shrub dick by Lil Boi November 11, 2017

Scrub dick

Basically a dick that is seen as inferior to the majority of the world. A penis so pathetic that anyone who lays eyes on it would laugh and call it a "scrub dick".
That dude has a scrub dick.
Scrub dick by Zero_Tolerancex March 31, 2009

Dick scrub 

(Adj.) A man or woman who cannot use a penis effectively.
Did you hear about john? He was using the urinal and hit the people behind him! What a dick scrub!
Dick scrub by Thataco October 15, 2015

Shrumdick 

When her fingers are too short to reach the bottom of the jar, so you have to dip your dick instead..and she sucks it off
Babe my fingers are too short to get the crumbs..I need you to Shrumdick me instead
Shrumdick by Black Dick EnMilk November 10, 2024

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026