1 definition by Crustacean7

A state of being, only diagnosed after a series of extremely poor/ smelly performances in an entities personal/ professional life. Being shrivelled is synonymous with cases exhibiting high levels of stupidity, disability or muppetry. As shrivellism is highly contagious to the un-shrivelled, care must be taken to isolate, and in extreme cases incinerate, any shrivelled being found to be wriggling in the nearby vicinity.
Shrivelled man: Lewis, I just shat in the sink.

Lewis: Wow, that's shrivelled mate
by Crustacean7 March 2, 2021
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