shrimp fried rice 

Rice fried by a shrimp.

So you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice...?
(Shrimp fried rice)

shrimp fried rice by brodge December 21, 2021

Shrimp Fried Rice 

Chinese slang for small weiner

Chan: William! I stick my shrimp fried rice in your pooty tang!

William: Oh chan, oh chan!

Shrimp Fried Rice by B October 26, 2004

shrimp fried rice 

to perform oral sex on a chinese woman

in the song 'colt 45', ''i ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice''

shrimp fried rice by bailey johnson May 13, 2005

shrimp fried rice 

Where you puke on someones asshole and then fist fuck it.

Dude, you gave that chick a shrimp fried rice!

shrimp fried rice by Kentor December 13, 2003

Shrimp fried rice 

Eating pussy

Paul: I had some shrimp fried rice last night. She got so wet, it was dribbling down my chin.
Eric: Nice! I wanna get some too.

Shrimp fried rice by SheboyganLager January 3, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019