shrek ass

shrek ass
a person with a oversized and ugly ass thats way too big, just like shrek's. The person is often a male and has big hips

That dude was changing in the locker room and everyone could see his shrek ass.

by not a naf February 3, 2015

Shrek Ass

Severe swamp ass

Tom: man it’s hotter than shit! Fucking giving me Swamp Ass.
Tony: My man I lived in AZ all my life, this ain’t even swamp ass this be shrek ass; Fuckin need a hero in this heat.

by Anonymousfoxman July 17, 2023

Shred Ass

To make love

Tom: John, did you finally shred ass with Veronica last week?

John: Yeah!

Tom: Congrats! I knew you'd shred ass eventually.

by Perrier August 1, 2018

Shred ass

To violently destroy your ass-hole with a tornado of ass funk. Sometimes will destroy your colon because of the ass wind.

Bob: dude, did you just fuckin' shred ass?

Dude: maybe. why? did you hear my ass get destroyed?

Bob: you're so fucking gross bro.

by kittyjuicer July 8, 2011

shreks ass

His annoying ass plump donkey

“Hey your ass is looking nice did you groom it?”

“Yeah it took time and effort to make my ass looks like SHREKS ASS”

by Shrek praiser January 9, 2019