A term created by YouTuber Jerma985; it refers to the Spy class in the first-person shooter Team Fortress 2, specifically young/baby spies. Shpees are typically bad at playing the game (noob) and will hide in places or wander about. According to Jerma985, shpees are born in a nest and leave it at eleven days old and their diet may consist of wild rodents. A shpee grows wings after getting its first kill, but this is very unlikely because of the shpees' general conspicuousness and lack of skill. Only about two out of the 700 born every minute will survive and reach "Spyhood" after leaving the nest. Most shpees are harmless.
shpee: I shoot you... pew pew!
shpee 1: ...we both go spawn same time die?
shpee 2: Okay, we'll both go spawn same time die!
shpee 1: Okay, I follow you!
shpee 2: We both go out!
shpee 1, shpee 2: AAAAAH!
shpee 1: ...we both go spawn same time die?
shpee 2: Okay, we'll both go spawn same time die!
shpee 1: Okay, I follow you!
shpee 2: We both go out!
shpee 1, shpee 2: AAAAAH!
by Imanapple October 23, 2013
by Enorma Stitz June 16, 2021
Noun
A capsule that creates vapour (vape) . This word is used in schools so that teachers don't know what they are meaning.
Verb
To use a capsule that creates vapour (vape)
A capsule that creates vapour (vape) . This word is used in schools so that teachers don't know what they are meaning.
Verb
To use a capsule that creates vapour (vape)
Noun
Coetzee-Yo my china...
Adam-Howzit my bruh
Coetzee-Awe Koppe jy Shpee my laaitie
Adam-Na bra are u jas? I sold that kak to grade 8
Verb
Zoe- Awe, shot for that talk,its been a long time since we did this
Aidan- Its been a day...
Zoe- Cheers my poes naai Imma go Shpee now.
Coetzee-Yo my china...
Adam-Howzit my bruh
Coetzee-Awe Koppe jy Shpee my laaitie
Adam-Na bra are u jas? I sold that kak to grade 8
Verb
Zoe- Awe, shot for that talk,its been a long time since we did this
Aidan- Its been a day...
Zoe- Cheers my poes naai Imma go Shpee now.
by Laaitie Van Michaelis April 16, 2020
by Ommandingo November 5, 2019
by Scott-Talent August 27, 2004
It had to be shpee
It had to be shpee
That wonderful bit
Where half of it's shit
And half of it's pee
When no other place
Can give you that hum
Except the bit
Between your balls and your bum
It had to be shpee
It had to be shpee
Wonderful shpee
It had to be shpee
That wonderful bit
Where half of it's shit
And half of it's pee
When no other place
Can give you that hum
Except the bit
Between your balls and your bum
It had to be shpee
It had to be shpee
Wonderful shpee
by Noelly February 14, 2009