shower cap 

The act of stretching your scrotum over the head of a:
1. Passed out person
2. Anyone willing

I gave Em a shower cap while she was passed out on the floor.

shower cap by Marvin the man May 1, 2006

shower cap 

The hat you wear to go out when you didn't shower.

I always throw on a shower cap to cover my hair when I didn't bathe.

shower cap by Semiuseful Magazine September 7, 2009

Shower cap 

Shower cap

1. A rubberized garment designed to create a streamlined effect when synchronized swimming with your best pal Theodosius.

2. An act that takes place when a nasty hoe with a blown out pussy requests that your lovely noggin be placed just so inside her vaginal cave - Frequently requested by bar flies name Karen.

Karen: "Hey bab..*drunken puke burp* wadda slaaay you shower cap me ova by da juke box?"

Shower cap by Intertubes9000 May 1, 2020

Toledo Shower Cap 

When, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner's hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a "cap" of poo.

"You're so pretty" Harry gushed, caressing Janice's hair. Little did Janice know Harry was really giving her a Toledo Shower Cap.

Toledo Shower Cap by J-Krack November 7, 2012

Silver maple shower cap 

A sex act, in which a man wearing a hairnet has another man defecate on his head. The wearer then massages said defecate into his scalp, then proceeds to rinse with a golden shower.

Frank and Joe were doing whippets last night and Frank received a silver maple shower cap from Joe. His scalp has never been smoother!

Silver maple shower cap by Jizzyjeff9887 August 30, 2023

Shower Cappin' 

An urban slang word meaning to act crazy or irrational. It originates from inner city Detroit. It is most often used when referring to a black woman going crazy when her weave is touched.

"Yo dawg, why is your boo shower cappin'?"

Shower Cappin' by Not Bill or Steve May 12, 2014

shower capped 

The act of ejaculating on a woman’s bald or shaved head.

Guy #1: Do you see that cute girl sitting at the bar with the shaved head?
Guy #2: Yeah what about her?

Guy #1: I totally “Shower Capped” her last night!
Guy #2: No way dude that’s so dope!

shower capped by KtxDipper June 8, 2018