shower boner

Is a hot/warm wrinly penis as soon as you get out of the shower. It HAS to be LIMP to be a shower boner!

Man I got out the shower as my woman walked in. She seen my Shower Boner in all its glory!

shower boner by Ryan from Ohio December 29, 2005

Cadet shower-room boner

A Cadet shower-room boner is the raging hard-on a cadet gets when he hasn't taken care of his morning wood.

I had a Cadet shower-room boner this morning, but -- no worries -- another hot cadet sucked my dick!

Cadet shower-room boner by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

showerbone 

An act of affection or lust performed when two people are short on time and cannot separately "shower" and "bone."

We woke up at 9 am, but the game was at 10 am, so in order to catch kick-off we fit in a quick showerbone.

showerbone by jlhinpas September 29, 2011