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shoulder raper 

(shoulder raper) one who gives unwanted massages to people. Generally a male to a female. once more, the female is generally on the more attractive side and is way out of the alleged 'raper's' league. The victim usually feels awkward but will act alright with it and simply call the rapist out when he leaves.
(hot girl is sitting down and rapist comes behind and tries to massage her shoulder's without asking. He then leaves when he has had his fix.)

onlooker of shoulder rape: wow Jane, i can't believe he just came up behind you and put his hands all over you like that!

Girl (victim) - I know right, that shoulder raper is such a creeper!
shoulder raper by funnydude10 November 11, 2009
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Shoulder Rape 

1: When someone comes up to another person and grips the "victim" 's shoulder. Can either move the hand or keep it in the same position, but the exclamation "Shoulder Rape~" must be shouted for it to be true Shoulder Rape.

2: The exclamation used when the above occurs.
1: Denton: *sneaks up on unsuspecting Kevin* *grips shoulder* "SHOULDER RAPE~"

Kevin: "Aaaargh~"
(But we all know that everyone loves Shoulder Rape ;D)

2: "Hey, shut up or I'll Shoulder Rape you!"

Shoulder Rape 

When a person inconspicuously sneeks up on you and gropes your shoulder in a sexual movement yelling "shoulder rape". much like wenis, knee and butt rape.
josh: *rapes katies shoulder"
katie: OH LAWD! you just raped my shoulder
josh: muahaha (i love shoulder rape)
Shoulder Rape by Ernie Pandolfi December 17, 2008
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