When somebody makes a stupid decision that they thought was right, but wasn’t their sarcastic friend tells them ‘shoulda bought a honda’ as something to say when they made the wrong decision
Man: I just bought this new car, but on the second day I had it, it broke down. Maybe I should have just listened to you!
Friend: I know! Shoulda bought a Honda! That’s whatcha get!
Man: Nah Honda’s aren’t my type of car— maybe a Chevy Impala would work out this time!
Friend: I know! Shoulda bought a Honda! That’s whatcha get!
Man: Nah Honda’s aren’t my type of car— maybe a Chevy Impala would work out this time!
by SlangKing3200 November 29, 2017
When Pentecostals can’t speak in tongues, but want the other church folks to think they’ve been baptized by the Holy Spirit.
Pentecostal 1: You know, if you can’t speak in tongues, you’re really a second-class Christian.
Pentecostal 2: *eyes closed, hands raised, as they fall backwards to the floor* Shoulda bought a Honda!
Pentecostal 2: *eyes closed, hands raised, as they fall backwards to the floor* Shoulda bought a Honda!
by Boomshakalacca August 17, 2022