shortsified

When you upload a YouTube video that is under one minute and not in the 16:9 aspect ratio turns into a YouTube short but you did not want to make it a short and the video is lower quality due to the size of the YouTube shorts UI

Dammit! My new YouTube video got shortsified!

shortsified by bubblegumguy342 December 7, 2024

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Scootsified

When something has become schnebbled beyond repair through your own actions.

"This Specialized has become Scootsified after I adjusted the hubs"

"After my small adjustments my bike has become Scootsified"

Scootsified by Lookboy October 6, 2009

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Related Words

shortsified • Youtube Shortsifed • Scootsified • shortsized

Youtube Shortsifed

When a trend that comes from TikTok gets ruined by Youtube Shorts by making the trend worse and cringier.

Notable examples include:

Grimace Shake

Blue Smurf Cat

The Amazing Digital Circus

Wednesday

Person 1: MY FAVORITE FANDOM GOT YOUTUBE SHORTSIFED!! NOOOOOOO

Person 2: womp womp 💀

Person 1: are you fucking serious rn

Youtube Shortsifed by theurbandictionarier February 21, 2024

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shortsized

The same as “funsized”; cute, short (obviously), funny and and seriously hot. However, shortsized is more the complimentary side of funsized, so minus the annoying voice and more of the “sex on legs” type of description.

“Hey Katie is soooo shortsized isn’t she?”
“Yeah I know, I’d smash”
“That’s my shortsized girl, back off”

shortsized by Babes101977789 October 20, 2017

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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