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short bused 

(adj) very much alchoholically intoxicated
He is so short bused that he couldnt even remember his own name
short bused by nick_g October 2, 2010

Short Bused 

Dude, tomorrow night we are getting short bused.
Short Bused by dairishkid21 June 2, 2009

Short bused 

Patronizing an unsuspecting adult to indulge one's own sense of virtue or gain
Staples store manager: Wow, Tony! did you really clear out that entire aisle by yourself?

Tony: Umm yeah...

Staples store manager: you see everyone? Now that's what...

Tony: rolls eyes... didn't expect his boss to take it this far. starts to wonder if he may actually be retarded

Mike: My high school principal just called me to ask if I would be willing to speak at their annual fundraiser for troubled teens...

Mike's friend: Ouch! I think you just got short bused
Short bused by CK1988 February 8, 2021

shortbusheros 

Best troll clan to have ever existed on the game app Clash of Clans by Supercell. Its founder Fiona and her band of talented trolls terrorized the global chat rooms and many unsuspected Clashers for years. There exploits are legend.....ary. Rumor has it Fiona and her fellow trolls have scattered to the seven winds but still haunt the mighty Town Halls of many. And YES heros is spelled wrong, they ride a short bus after all duh. So lick a window, bedazzle your helmet & sniff some glue in honor of the amaze balls select group calls shortbusheros Clan tag #PJOLYPRV.
The shortbusheros define badassery on global.

Short Bus chicks kick ass.
shortbusheros by PussN’Boots August 13, 2018
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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