short buser

Some who is retarded and probably rode the "short bus" as a kid. Can also reffer to the Office idiot.

"JD" - Damn Bubba is a retard. He must have rode the short bus when he was a kid!
"Justin" - Yeah he is a short buser!

by Jay-No December 10, 2009

short bused

(adj) very much alchoholically intoxicated

He is so short bused that he couldnt even remember his own name

by nick_g October 2, 2010

Short Bused

Getting retartedly drunk.

Dude, tomorrow night we are getting short bused.

by dairishkid21 June 2, 2009

Short bused

Patronizing an unsuspecting adult to indulge one's own sense of virtue or gain

Staples store manager: Wow, Tony! did you really clear out that entire aisle by yourself?

Tony: Umm yeah...

Staples store manager: you see everyone? Now that's what...

Tony: rolls eyes... didn't expect his boss to take it this far. starts to wonder if he may actually be retarded

Mike: My high school principal just called me to ask if I would be willing to speak at their annual fundraiser for troubled teens...

Mike's friend: Ouch! I think you just got short bused

by CK1988 February 8, 2021

shortbusheros

Best troll clan to have ever existed on the game app Clash of Clans by Supercell. Its founder Fiona and her band of talented trolls terrorized the global chat rooms and many unsuspected Clashers for years. There exploits are legend.....ary. Rumor has it Fiona and her fellow trolls have scattered to the seven winds but still haunt the mighty Town Halls of many. And YES heros is spelled wrong, they ride a short bus after all duh. So lick a window, bedazzle your helmet & sniff some glue in honor of the amaze balls select group calls shortbusheros Clan tag #PJOLYPRV.

The shortbusheros define badassery on global.

Short Bus chicks kick ass.

by PussN’Boots August 13, 2018