shoobiewomper Share definition Flag a funking whitey ass bitch from a rich ass neighborhood that comes down to the beach with sandles "hey man look at that fuking shoobiewomper hes actually exceeding the max shoobiness" shoobiewomper by jiga the nigga December 12, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the shoobiewomper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch