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In the event that the government imposes doublespeak, the words shoes and footwear will then become shoewear, a simplified plural of many shoes or a category thereof.
Hey mom, my feet are just plain sad! I need some new shoewear to go with my sweet new wardrobe daddy paid for!
by jameesakee July 23, 2006
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