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shoe-shiner 

Typically in sports. It is when the ball bounces off another player’s foot. Typically foursquare.
*the ball bounces off his foot*
Him: Shoe-shiner! Redo.
shoe-shiner by PickyPanda2442 December 3, 2019
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shoe shiner 

1. A person that shines shoes.
2. A person in the workplace which submits to every request made by a superior in an effort to be the favourite.
3. A teacher's pet.
4. Tommy (Joe Pecsi) in 'Goodfellas'.
Lorenzo: Yea, yea, yeah! Let me get that for ya, Mike!
<Lorenzo opens the door for Mike>
Guy1: You see that? What a shoe shiner!
shoe shiner by hairlessfrank April 21, 2012

shoe shiner 

1. The action of pleasuring a woman with your foot.

2. A man/woman who polishes your boots
I gave my shoe shiner a shoe shiner.
shoe shiner by nyehehe January 13, 2011

Shoe shiner 

A resourceful person is a shoe shiner.
He was raised on nothing but scrounged up enough to be a shoe shiner.

She impressed him with her resourcefulness as a shoe shiner so after she made his shoes look spiffy and new again he tipped her big time.
Shoe shiner by BeStill December 4, 2019

cool shoe shine 

The "cool shoe shine" is something that Noodle tells you to acquire in the song 19-2000. It is unknown what the cool shoe shine is, or the method you are supposed to use to acquire it, but it is clear this object has some importance to Noodle, due to it being one of the few things she can say in English.
Get the cooooool, get the cool shoe shine!
cool shoe shine by ყззㅜ December 2, 2020

Cleveland Shoe Shine 

To shit on an unsuspecting persons shoes, while they are or are not wearing them.
My brother pissed me off so while he was at work I gave all his shoes a Cleveland Shoe Shine.

Cool shoe shine 

Lyrics from the song “19-2000” by Gorillaz.

Sang by the Gorillaz member, Noodle, Who is usually the guitarist of the band. The lyrics have multiple meanings but It is often quoted inside the fandom as something they wish to acquire or to reference Noodle herself.
Get the cool, get the cool shoe shine!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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