Noun: The act of playing your ipod when the volume is accidently turned to maximum, usually caused by plugging it into a speaker. This usually results in a very bad headache and bleeding ears and/or looking like an idiot
by Ikutto June 1, 2011
When a person enters into a state of mania, with possible physical manifestations, upon learning there is NFL football is viewable -but the person isn't.
"Quickly, find a sportsbar, The Patriots are on and Mary Beth knows, and is going into NFLactic shock!!?!?"
by andersjg August 11, 2017
When someone gets their spit and mucus and they inject into their relatives but then they fish all of it out with their tongue
by Player69420 May 8, 2019
When a cock leaves you flabbergasted. It could be because the cock is incredibly large or incredibly small. It could be because it has a fungus growing on it. For whatever reason the cock leaves you gobsmacked and stunned to silence.
by LOLLIPOP7400 February 26, 2022
When you rub your feet on the carpet and touch penis tips with another man giving him a static electric shock.
by Jaylo_rainbo July 16, 2017
Sepsis caused by human wine decanting
by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021
by Tommythecat96 May 17, 2016