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Shmooplacopter
1. A large Satanic Nazi penis with bunny ears, a pretty awesome tweedly mustache, Gary Busey teeth and Ghandi getting a blow job from Mother Teresa. It includes another low quality penis with a small propeller so it can fly. It has an awesome set of flaming balls, and while in flight, Jesus Christ masturbates all over it.
2. The most offensive thing ever thought of.
3. Gary Busey's favorite way of transportation.
2. The most offensive thing ever thought of.
3. Gary Busey's favorite way of transportation.
Shmooplacopter by W3SL3YG123 January 18, 2011
Related Words
shmoogla • shmoogles • Shmooga • shmoogly • Shmogladite • shmoogalieherf. • shmoogawooga • Shmoogl • Shmooglebop • shmoogled
Shmoogle
Random Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Jake and Shelly last night?
Random Guy2: Oh yeah man Jake totally shmoogled all over that ass.
Jake: I tried to hold it but... damn has she got away around the bedroom.
Random Guy2: Oh yeah man Jake totally shmoogled all over that ass.
Jake: I tried to hold it but... damn has she got away around the bedroom.
Shmoogle by PandaBearPro November 3, 2011
Shmoogle
A Shmoogle is a puddle or grouping of any kind, consisting of ejaculate, urine, and feces. A Shmoogle can also refer to the action of ejaculating while urinating and shitting all at one.
Shmoogle by Flahugulus Bouglar July 19, 2019
shmoogle
1.(v.) To attack someone while wielding a zucchini or squash, on the third monday of the month, if the attackee in question has blue hair or is in the marching band.
2.(n.) One who has been shmoogled.
3.(adj.) Suggests that the noun it is attached to is very shmoogle-able. This is a good thing.
2.(n.) One who has been shmoogled.
3.(adj.) Suggests that the noun it is attached to is very shmoogle-able. This is a good thing.
1. Louanne: Don't make me shmoogle you!
Joe: Oh, please do.
2. Louanne: Joe, you're such a shmoogle.
Joe: Let's get it on.
3. Louanne: You are so very shmoogle, Joe.
Joe: Why thank you!
Joe: Oh, please do.
2. Louanne: Joe, you're such a shmoogle.
Joe: Let's get it on.
3. Louanne: You are so very shmoogle, Joe.
Joe: Why thank you!
shmoogle by Go make me a waffle, bitch January 6, 2004
shmoogle
1. to hookup or fool around
2. to look unattractive and disheveled or unhappy
3. a term of endearment
4. can be synonym of stuff
2. to look unattractive and disheveled or unhappy
3. a term of endearment
4. can be synonym of stuff
I totally want to shmoogle that guy" or "I feel totally shmoogley today in my sweats" or "Oh, shmoogle, don't worry, i love you" or "Yo girl, you got some shmoogle in your teeth
shmoogle by shmooglegirl June 12, 2011
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Pee Calculus
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