shmaiku

A shmaiku is a traditional form of poetry originated in 2018 by procrastinating eighth-grade group chats that consist of three lines. The first and last line are 5 words and the middle line consists of seven words. These are usually referencing life complaints.

I'm going to write a traditional shmaiku to get out all my emotions.

shmaiku by DobbyHolland September 13, 2018

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Shmackular

Meaning terrific or amazing, usually in a sarcastic way

That fella's jawline is totally Shmackular

Shmackular by niggsPlop! September 7, 2023

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Shmackulock

the type of cringe that you fell in your heart causing literally pain and the fear of it happening to you

Friend 1: omg i just got caught cheating!
Friend 2: damn that's so shmackulock, i really don't wanna be in your position right now.

Shmackulock by Bleistiftnasenspray November 6, 2022

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shmaikens

A dude who can act like a total shmeat sometimes

That dude who sucked my uncles cock is such a shmaikens!

shmaikens by a$o February 23, 2017

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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