shmaiku

A shmaiku is a traditional form of poetry originated in 2018 by procrastinating eighth-grade group chats that consist of three lines. The first and last line are 5 words and the middle line consists of seven words. These are usually referencing life complaints.

I'm going to write a traditional shmaiku to get out all my emotions.

by DobbyHolland September 13, 2018

Shmackular

Meaning terrific or amazing, usually in a sarcastic way

That fella's jawline is totally Shmackular

by niggsPlop! September 7, 2023

Shmackulock

the type of cringe that you fell in your heart causing literally pain and the fear of it happening to you

Friend 1: omg i just got caught cheating!
Friend 2: damn that's so shmackulock, i really don't wanna be in your position right now.

by Bleistiftnasenspray November 6, 2022

shmaikens

A dude who can act like a total shmeat sometimes

That dude who sucked my uncles cock is such a shmaikens!

by a$o February 23, 2017