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a payout to say to people when a person deters a girl
Stop being a shkleef and repelling the girls
shkleef by brennan March 26, 2003
Words you can keep
It's where your analling a chick and she farts, meaning air goes up your urethra, then your penis farts it out.
"The only thing I hate about anal is when you shleef"
shleef by PoohMyMumysCuntStinks June 24, 2017
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It's where you're analling a chick, then she farts and air goes up your urethra, then your penis 'farts' that air back out.
Girl- "I need to fart"
Boy- "Please don't baby, I don't wanna shleef"
shleef by PoohMyMumysCuntStinks June 24, 2017
The feeling/expresson of incredible tiredness. Lay on the couch and pass out sleepy. Motor skills and cognitive thinking are halted due to this level of fatigue. Often preceded by a snarf-like sound.
Dawg 1: Yo mang, you wanna play some FIFA?

Dawg 2: *unintelligible noises*Sh..sh..Shleefy.

Dawg 1: K..
Shleefy by Doogan June 19, 2012
The Australian slang for "gooch", the area of skin that attaches the nutsack to the asshole.
ow! That Kangaroo kicked me in the fucking shkeef!
shkeef by Jimmy5150 April 29, 2007

Shpleeft 

Being under the influence of marijuana to the point of not being able to stop smiling.
"He was so shpleeft that he was grinning like the Chesire Cat"
Shpleeft by Gr0w February 20, 2012
Disgusting, loathsome, sickening, repulsive, revolting, repugnant, abhorrent, detestable.

You get the picture ;)
The odour emitting from her crotch, could only be described as shkeeff!
shkeeff by ieight her December 14, 2008
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

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