shkleef

a payout to say to people when a person deters a girl

Stop being a shkleef and repelling the girls

by brennan March 26, 2003

shleef

It's where your analling a chick and she farts, meaning air goes up your urethra, then your penis farts it out.

"The only thing I hate about anal is when you shleef"

by PoohMyMumysCuntStinks June 24, 2017

shleef

It's where you're analling a chick, then she farts and air goes up your urethra, then your penis 'farts' that air back out.

Girl- "I need to fart"
Boy- "Please don't baby, I don't wanna shleef"

by PoohMyMumysCuntStinks June 24, 2017

Shleefy

The feeling/expresson of incredible tiredness. Lay on the couch and pass out sleepy. Motor skills and cognitive thinking are halted due to this level of fatigue. Often preceded by a snarf-like sound.

Dawg 1: Yo mang, you wanna play some FIFA?

Dawg 2: *unintelligible noises*Sh..sh..Shleefy.

Dawg 1: K..

by Doogan June 19, 2012

shkeef

The Australian slang for "gooch", the area of skin that attaches the nutsack to the asshole.

ow! That Kangaroo kicked me in the fucking shkeef!

by Jimmy5150 April 29, 2007

Shpleeft

Being under the influence of marijuana to the point of not being able to stop smiling.

"He was so shpleeft that he was grinning like the Chesire Cat"

by Gr0w February 20, 2012

shkeeff

Disgusting, loathsome, sickening, repulsive, revolting, repugnant, abhorrent, detestable.

You get the picture ;)

The odour emitting from her crotch, could only be described as shkeeff!

by ieight her December 14, 2008