shitty vagina

Shitty vagina is a rare and devastating occurrence which in most cases is when a guy spends all night pumping drinks in to a girl at the bar until reaching the girls approval for late night drunken sex only to get her to his place to find out that he got her so drunk she shit her pants and as we all know dumb whores love tight clothing so tight in fact that it pushes the shit from her ass hole across the taint and strait in to the vagina there fore creating a shitty vagina

guy 1: so i spent all night get this girl drunk at the bar last night

guy 2: yeah how did that go
guy 1: great till i got her home
guy 2: what why you got her to your place

guy 1: yeah but i threw her on the bed and ripped her pants off and there it was a shitty vagina
guy 2: uh gross

shitty vagina by censae January 16, 2011

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vagina shotty

when you are smoking a "L" you blow alot of smoke into a girls vagina and have her queef it back out int your face while you suck in the smoke.

yo, the other day i blew smoke into my girlfriends vagina and she queefed it back out to me and gave me a vagina shotty!

vagina shotty by clown mouth May 28, 2009

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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