shittweeting
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" - @somerandomretard doing some low level shittweeting
shittweeting by Alaskalizard April 13, 2016
shittexting
When a really annoying SOB texts one word or a very simple phrase every text therefore those who do not have unlimited texting are screwed over.
Person 1: hi Jim! how is ur day :3
Person 2: Oh
Person 2: it's fine!
Person 2: thanks
Person 2: for asking
Person1: GOD JIM HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I DO NOT HAVE UNLIMITED STOP SHITtEXTING ME!
Person 2: Oh
Person 2: it's fine!
Person 2: thanks
Person 2: for asking
Person1: GOD JIM HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I DO NOT HAVE UNLIMITED STOP SHITtEXTING ME!
shittexting by youraloser1 November 14, 2010
Related Words
Shit-Tweeting
The act of shitting on purpose to go on social media within the private confines of a public restroom stall or bathroom, typically done to prevent being humiliated when taking snapchat selfies and using tinder in public. May also be done to improve concentration to tweet fire.
"Hey, where'd Brandon go? I swear he was just here at the party."
-"Oh, hes probably shit-tweeting in the bathroom, saw him on snapchat earlier taking faggoty ass selfies"
"Yeah, what a bitch"
-"Oh, hes probably shit-tweeting in the bathroom, saw him on snapchat earlier taking faggoty ass selfies"
"Yeah, what a bitch"
Shit-Tweeting by Gucci_mang October 8, 2015
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable