shitter bitters Share definition Flag The pretzel bites you get at Pretzel Time at the mall. You know, the pretzel bites .. !? Woot woot. Can I have a large order of shitter bitters with cheese sauce and a coke !? shitter bitters by Pickle Festus June 1, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the shitter bitters mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch