shithand

To have shit on one's hand.
Hey Adam, what's wrong? I have shithand...this filthy whore just shit on my hand.
by Kyle357 October 09, 2006
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shithands

What happens when you use your hand to finish blowing your load after you have given it to your woman in the poopenshaff.
I had Angelina on all fours and was poking her dumper and was ready to jizz so I pulled out and blew all over her back, now I have shithands.
by Roots February 10, 2005
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