shithand 

To have shit on one's hand.

Hey Adam, what's wrong? I have shithand...this filthy whore just shit on my hand.

shithand by Kyle357 October 9, 2006

Shit Hand Andy

A term used to describe someone who is being or doing something retarded.

Originated from when 'Andy' was written on the outside wall of a special school in what appeared to be feces.

Omg, stop being such a shit hand andy.

What a shit hand andy thing to do.

Shit Hand Andy by xMousey March 9, 2008

shitland 

A terrible place to be in; somewhere you wouldn't want to live.

I would love to leave this shitland of a country but I'm not moving away from my family.

shitland by am49 August 6, 2014

shithandler 

Someone who handles shit.

Look at that farmer touching all that pig shit. What shithandler.

shithandler by theredfalco May 11, 2016

Shit Hand 

When you go to wipe your ass and either A) the toilet paper you've chosen to use fails resulting in shit all of your hand. B) Said toilet paper does not exist or C) Somehow shit actually finds it way onto your hand.

Also related: Poop Thumb (Which is a lessor case of above - Shit Hand)

I was in the toilet when my toilet paper ripped in half, so I have a severe case of shit hand right now.

Ever have poopthumb? Well I have shit hand, that is a whole other list of problems.

Shit Hand by BiggyBigs April 18, 2010

Shitland 

Equivalent of England.
A place where it rains 24/7, no matter which cricket match you want to play.

Bro fuck, the next series is in Shitland again, damn hoping for a washout.

Shitland by icc_officialz August 8, 2021

shitlandia 

Shitlandia is a term used for a place inherently useless

Bob: ugh this place is “shitlandia”
Karen: ikr

shitlandia by Smokemaster45 November 27, 2019