shithand

To have shit on one's hand.

Hey Adam, what's wrong? I have shithand...this filthy whore just shit on my hand.

by Kyle357 October 9, 2006

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Shit Hand Andy

A term used to describe someone who is being or doing something retarded.

Originated from when 'Andy' was written on the outside wall of a special school in what appeared to be feces.

Omg, stop being such a shit hand andy.

What a shit hand andy thing to do.

by xMousey March 9, 2008

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shitland

A terrible place to be in; somewhere you wouldn't want to live.

I would love to leave this shitland of a country but I'm not moving away from my family.

by am49 August 6, 2014

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shithandler

Someone who handles shit.

Look at that farmer touching all that pig shit. What shithandler.

by theredfalco May 11, 2016

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When you go to wipe your ass and either A) the toilet paper you've chosen to use fails resulting in shit all of your hand. B) Said toilet paper does not exist or C) Somehow shit actually finds it way onto your hand.

Also related: Poop Thumb (Which is a lessor case of above - Shit Hand)

I was in the toilet when my toilet paper ripped in half, so I have a severe case of shit hand right now.

Ever have poopthumb? Well I have shit hand, that is a whole other list of problems.

by BiggyBigs April 18, 2010

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