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Shitaki Mushrooms 

Shitaki Mushrooms is what you say in place of the word "shit". It often keeps you from getting in trouble at school and other places where "cursing" isnt neccesarily accepted!

Shitaki Mushrooms 

A: The definition you use when little kids are around and you wanna say shit
B: A horrible tasting mushroom that Japenese make.
"Shi-! I mean shitaki mushrooms."
"Hai! You have come for a shitaki mushroom yes!"
Shitaki Mushrooms by Greysnow June 20, 2007

Shitaki Mushroom 

It's just another word for saying shit if your young and not allowed to cuss. Or your parents think your proper and your actually a fuck up.
Ooo sssssshitaki mushroom
Shitaki Mushroom by Lele_742 December 13, 2016

Shitaki Mushroom Stamp 

(verb)Latin. It is when a man has anal innercorse. After which the penis is pulled from the anus and Stamped on the head of the receiver.
All women need a Shitaki Mushroom Stamp the keep in check.

The shitaki mushroom 

The shitaki mushroom Is the act of pushing shit out of your ass enough to look like a big mushroom. Then the participants go into the human centipede formation and crawl around the floor. Can be unlimited amount or people but no less then two. After centipeding, they then drag their ass on a carpet like dogs. After they take fungi and place it in the shit smear, then incubate the fungi in the shit to create magic shrooms.
Hey did you try those shrooms I made from Shitakiing!!! They made me trip balls!!!! I love the shitaki mushroom!!!
The shitaki mushroom by Jersey King September 30, 2020
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