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shitacid

That particularly vicious yellow-green type of liquid shit that stings your ring piece with such ferocity that immediate submersion in water is needed to cool the pain. Often brought on by over indulgence in chilli and other types of hot food, this is the bile and acid left over from the gastric digestive juices that are designed to break down food within the protection of the stomach’s walls. As it exits from your own back door area you feel a pain guaranteed to make you scream and blubber with each gush.

From the Latin: Acidicus Extremus Rectalis
“Dude – I feasted on some hot wings last night that burned me bad on the way out. But after the normal turd session, I had a bout of shitacid that left me screaming like a baby. I think I ripped myself a wider slot back there for sure.”
From the original screenplay of “Dude, my ring is ringing”

“What ho Jeeves, I was due to play a round of badminton this afternoon with Field Marshall Mountbatten, but I fear a torrent of shitacid might be about to visit my back passage at any moment. What say you attend with us and bring a wad of damp towels with you in case I have to rip out a beastly stream at some stage during the game?”
From Jeeves & Wooster Play Shuttlecock and Balls
by Monty Cornwall January 9, 2008
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Shitcident

An event that otherwise would not be especially remarkable, until having occurred with shit. Usually considered a surprise and unpleasant.

If an event occurs and involves a surprise shit and is not offensive, then it is a happenshit.
If you have a shart in the elevator of the building you work in, you might be saying, "I had a shitcident in front of the boss, now how am I going to win that promotion?"

If you found a bag of flaming dog shit at your front door, you might report the shitcident to your homeowners' association. ... I wouldn't if I were you, though. You probably deserved it.

When a cat can't make the catbox and is imitating Pollock on the walls with shit smears, you point and exclaim, "Is this fucking shitcident because of you, Mr. Pussy McFluffypants?!"
by Sara Heartburn September 30, 2010
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Shitacious

The more elegant or upscale way of saying someone is shitty.
Man, you're being very shitacious right now.

*woman slams door in guys face* he says...
That was very shitacious of you...
by Kelli H September 24, 2011
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Shiticide

The act of shitting oneself to get out of work, or any other social situation.
Oh no! Chads paperwork got so out of hand, he committed a shiticide just to go home for the day.
by Fitz606 May 19, 2023
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Shitcident

When a monster poo clogs the toilet, and evasive cleanup measures are required for post-flush overflow.
I came home from my jog to find that my husband had spent the last 45 minutes cleaning up after an unfortunate shitcident.
by Dumper's Wife April 21, 2010
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shitcident

An incident in which shit hitting the fan is an immediate result.
wife walks in on husband cheating and calls off marriage. this would be a shitcident.
by dj ngar January 24, 2011
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Shitcident

An incident involving shitting one's self.
"Man, I really have to shit."
"Better not bend down, you might have a shitcident."
by SleepingInTheUnderworld July 8, 2015
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