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shit-out-of-luck 



When a request or problem is described, this phrase is used to tell the person that what they need or are requesting is simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future. An "urban" variation of "out of luck".

emo girl: I love your hair !! can we be friends ??

marty: Sorry emo girl, you're shit-out-of-luck.

Im 80% cautious ,20% conceited. so just Send me a message and tell me who you are or why you think we'd make great myspace friends, chances are if I know you or I think your interesting we can be homies.
shit-out-of-luck by party marty November 6, 2008
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shit-out-of-luck 


When a request or problem is described, this phrase is used to tell the person that what they need or are requesting is simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future. An "urban" variation of "out of luck".
emo girl: I love your hair !! can we be friends ??

marty: Sorry emo girl, you're shit-out-of-luck.

Im 80% cautious ,20% conceited. so just Send me a message and tell me who you are or why you think we'd make great myspace friends, chances are if I know you or I think your interesting we can be homies.
shit-out-of-luck by party marty October 21, 2006

shit-out-of-luck 


When a request or problem is described, this phrase is used to tell the person that what they need or are requesting is simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future. An "urban" variation of "out of luck".

emo girl: I love your overalls !! can we be friends ??

super martio: Sorry emo girl, you're shit-out-of-luck.

Im 80% cautious ,20% conceited. so just Send me a message and tell me who you are or why you think we'd make great myspace friends, chances are if I know you or I think your interesting we can be homies.
shit-out-of-luck by super martio November 6, 2008

shit out of luck 

When a request or problem is described, this phrase is used to tell the person that what they need or are requesting is simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future. An "urban" variation of "out of luck".
Jill: I'd like to borrow your bike so that I can go down to the grocery store.
Jack: Sorry Jane, its got a flat, you're shit out of luck.

Shit out of luck 

To be utterly fucked with no escape. See ending of Dead Pool for more info
Harry Callahan-"You're outta bullets...And you know what that means, you're shit out of luck."
Shit out of luck by Beef n chips November 21, 2009

Shit out of Luck 

(1) The word speaks for itself. Get used to it. You're shit out of Luck.
*A man walks into a convenience store in the middle of nowhere, drenched in sweat*

Man: Help! My car just broke down 6 miles away. Can you....

*Clerk interrupts*

Clerk: You're shit out of Luck. I'm just closing.

Man: HEY! Fuck you! Help me, you bastard!

Clerk: Fuck off, I'm going home.
Shit out of Luck by SteppinNeppin September 13, 2009

Shit out of luck 

A state of being in which nothing ever goes your way even when it should. Normally others gain off your unluckiness pushing you further down the endless spiral and making your luck shittier.
Bob: HEY I'VE GOT A WINNING LOTTERY TICKET!
Nick: those are last week's numbers.
Bob: ...WHAT?!

Nick: I won this week and it was an extra million because of the rollover from last week.
Bob's wife: I'm leaving you.
Bob: I'm always shit out of luck
More from Urban Dictionary
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
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