by SteppinNeppin September 13, 2009
*A man walks into a convenience store in the middle of nowhere, drenched in sweat*
Man: Help! My car just broke down 6 miles away. Can you....
*Clerk interrupts*
Clerk: You're shit out of Luck. I'm just closing.
Man: HEY! Fuck you! Help me, you bastard!
Clerk: Fuck off, I'm going home.
Man: Help! My car just broke down 6 miles away. Can you....
*Clerk interrupts*
Clerk: You're shit out of Luck. I'm just closing.
Man: HEY! Fuck you! Help me, you bastard!
Clerk: Fuck off, I'm going home.
by SteppinNeppin September 13, 2009