shit with hair on

What your mom offers you for dinner, if your family is absolutely poverty striken.

'Mum, what's for dinner?'
'Shit with hair on'

by orbsplitter May 09, 2009

Shit hair

KSI's Cheetos.

Have you seen the new Cheetos, they look just like KSI's Shit hair.

by Anonymous221B1886 June 20, 2020

Shit Hair

Someone who does not wash their hands after taking a dump. The behavior of running their hands through their hair in the mirror on the way out is sometimes observed.

Did Monica hear that Chandler's a dirty shit hair??!!

by Velma March 15, 2005

Crusty Shit Hair

It is the chocolate fudge you can's seem to wipe off from your ass hair after a huge crap. It gets crusty when it drys and hurts like a bitch when you wish to clean it off.

Damn i got crusty shit hair. I'm going to the toilet to pull some ass hairs out. Wont' be a sec.

by Jake Tam June 17, 2008

Crusty shit hair

it's when your mom craps on you while giving birth and since some baby's dont have hair when you're born your mom will think it's your hair for a while

hey, did you have crusty shit hair when you were born

by Camels November 15, 2006

Shit hair cut

KSI’S Bald Head, He fucks Simon as a baldie, his hair he has now is fake and a wig, under his hair now is baldness, Ksi is a hard working bald bloke.

Simon: what is sexy?

Vikkstar123: Shit hair cut
WAIT KSIS SHIT HAIR CUT

by Ilobechiken August 31, 2020

shit hair hsir jwhgyscqtasgvybuhygfvwyudbi

a crash out, from having second-hand embarrassment.

Story your reading:
Girl 1: I-I want you.. boy 1
Boy 1: but.. I have someone else.. girl 1..
Girl 1: NOO YOUR MINE!
you reading the book: shit hair hsir jwhgyscqtasgvybuhygfvwyudbi NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRINGE

by BambiBlade August 19, 2025