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Shit white people say 

Guy one: this mayo is great!

Guy two: that sounds like some shit white people say
Shit white people say by Coazoa August 14, 2018

White Castle shit 

One of the most stinky and wettest shits in existence, the White Castle shit is the insanely powerful crap you take after consuming those grease wad burgers from the White Castle food chain. Characteristics of a White Castle shit include:

1.Having to hover above the bowl from time to time while shitting in order to avoid being hit by your own fecal debris that reflects off of the interior walls of the toilet

2.Preview Farts that smell so much like White Castle
Burgers that it can make other people in the room hungry

3.Shit that sticks to the bowl so bad that you have to use your roommate’s toothbrush to scrub it off
Person X:"Sniff, sniff, oooohh who bought white castle? Throw me a burger I am so hungry."

Person Y:"I would give you one but they are in my bowels at the moment; that was just a fart you smelling. I am going to have to blast out a white castle shit in a minute or two so if you wanna use the bathroom, do it now."

Person X: "Its all yours man; I think I am going to get a sack of ten."
White Castle shit by old man withers November 11, 2006

white dog shit 

a product of the 1970's,white dog shit was everywhere! it was all over the place because once upon a time high quantities of chalk were addded to tins of dog food therefore when a dog would take a shit after a few days in the sunshine the poo would dry out and eventually turn white. nowadays pet food manufacturers don't use chalk in their food and this is why we don't see any more white dog shit lying around.
bring back white dog shit it's so nostalgic.

White Shit 

Shit that white people do, such as: invadin' territories, killin' in the name of God, stealin' resources, eatin' a lot of cheese.
Hey, Oliver. You up for some white shit?
White Shit by Lifs July 10, 2023

W.P.S. (White People Shit) 

Some dumbass shit that only white people would do.
Climb mountains, horse back riding, the economy, KKK, incest, hockey, Family Guy, Republicans, bear hunting, hunting in general, pick up trucks, white jesus, rock music, country music, wale hunting, baked chicken, the show jackass, beer games, bro rape, are all examples of w.p.s. (white people shit).

White Shit 

Where you have been to pound town so many times in your ass, when you shit, 100% pure semen comes out.
Robert likes getting fucked in his ass so much, he probably has White Shit coming out the Waa-Zoo.
White Shit by JustinElderado December 4, 2010