shit the cunt

An event in which a woman see's fit to put her hand between her legs(far enough to touch her anus), curls one out(a poo)on her hand, and then rubs said turd, around her vagina

This phrase can also be used as an abstract alternative for the phrase "shit the bed", which is used as an emphasis of an event.

"hey morgan, i saw some weird porn last night"
"oh yeah, what happened"
"Some blond shit the cunt"
"Thats nasty"
OR
*Massive explosion*
"WHOOAAA SHIT THE CUNT!"

shit the cunt by tiediedemon December 26, 2007

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Shit the cunt

When somebody in the group chat refers to his Mrs ‘shutting her bitch mouth’ with the typo “She can shit her bitch mouth”.
The best looking of the group, immediately jumps on “Shit the cunt”

“My lass thinks I’m having a midlife crisis. She can shit her bitch mouth”.

“Shit the cunt”, as opposed to “Shut the cunt”

Shit the cunt by GagsMan December 30, 2018

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smeared shit across the cunt

The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.

She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.

smeared shit across the cunt by Zonal K June 28, 2018

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the shitest shit cunt

His name is Paul 😂

That Paul is the shitest shit cunt 😂

the shitest shit cunt by The shit cunt April 27, 2022

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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