shit texting

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.

Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.

by jbuw April 25, 2008

texting shit

The act of talking shit about someone in a text.

Sheila: "That bitch is gonna get her ass beat!"
Shaniqua: "Why?"
Sheila: "She was texting shit about me behind my back!"

by ohxshitxitsxlindsey July 1, 2009

Shit at texting back ites

Where somebody does not reply to a text message within 10 mins they are known to have Shitattextingbackites

No, I heard that he has Shit at texting back ites and do not want to catch it from him.

by Alex Xela September 23, 2010

Shit testing

After coming up with what might be a great or a crap idea, thinking through all the ways it could go to shit or is generally just a shit idea

Hang on a sec, I’m just shit testing that idea. Yup. Its terrible. That will end badly.

by Lanusmanus October 12, 2019

Shitexting

texting while taking a shit

"dude i was shitexting today....that japanese food killed me"

by ncsu628 October 30, 2008

Shitexting

An activity commonly done by the everyday cell phone user while passing the extended time on the pot.

Using the bar restroom, Zoe was shitexting her friends to let them know she was going to be a gone little longer than anticipated.

by Lizandra March 16, 2009

shittexting

When a really annoying SOB texts one word or a very simple phrase every text therefore those who do not have unlimited texting are screwed over.

Person 1: hi Jim! how is ur day :3

Person 2: Oh

Person 2: it's fine!

Person 2: thanks

Person 2: for asking

Person1: GOD JIM HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I DO NOT HAVE UNLIMITED STOP SHITtEXTING ME!

by youraloser1 November 14, 2010