shit texting
Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.
shit texting by jbuw April 25, 2008
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texting shit
Sheila: "That bitch is gonna get her ass beat!"
Shaniqua: "Why?"
Sheila: "She was texting shit about me behind my back!"
Shaniqua: "Why?"
Sheila: "She was texting shit about me behind my back!"
texting shit by ohxshitxitsxlindsey July 1, 2009
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Shit at texting back ites
Where somebody does not reply to a text message within 10 mins they are known to have Shitattextingbackites
Shit at texting back ites by Alex Xela September 23, 2010
Shit testing
After coming up with what might be a great or a crap idea, thinking through all the ways it could go to shit or is generally just a shit idea
Shit testing by Lanusmanus October 12, 2019
Shitexting
An activity commonly done by the everyday cell phone user while passing the extended time on the pot.
Using the bar restroom, Zoe was shitexting her friends to let them know she was going to be a gone little longer than anticipated.
Shitexting by Lizandra March 16, 2009
shittexting
When a really annoying SOB texts one word or a very simple phrase every text therefore those who do not have unlimited texting are screwed over.
Person 1: hi Jim! how is ur day :3
Person 2: Oh
Person 2: it's fine!
Person 2: thanks
Person 2: for asking
Person1: GOD JIM HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I DO NOT HAVE UNLIMITED STOP SHITtEXTING ME!
Person 2: Oh
Person 2: it's fine!
Person 2: thanks
Person 2: for asking
Person1: GOD JIM HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I DO NOT HAVE UNLIMITED STOP SHITtEXTING ME!
shittexting by youraloser1 November 14, 2010
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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