shit socket

Yet another term for a woman's behind.

She's got a nice looking shit socket.

by Spaif Bizmack April 20, 2005

shit socked

getting hit with a sock filled with shit

At boot camp I got shit socked.

by barrowass October 24, 2009

Shitpocketing

When you secretly And stealthily take a shit into a strangers pocket.

“Mum, what did you get up to today?”

“I was in the town centre, I did some shitpocketing.”

by Kirstiejayner June 12, 2020

shitrocket

when fucking a hot chick and endeavoring not to reach orgasm too soon, a solution involving placing one's finger in one's two-hole, then placing the same finger in one's mouth. has prolonging effect, apparently.

so this dude who's name i can't reveal (lawyer/client relationship y'know) was fucking madonna and was trying not to come so he gave himself a shitrocket. IT WORKS!

by never mind February 2, 2005