shit shill
shit shill by Mr. Duck butt July 6, 2016
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sheep shit in shallow water
something that is offensive to any of the senses by reason of its extreme ugliness or by being totally devoid of what the utterer considers to be redeeming value.
"That motherfucker has his nerve calling anydamnbody ugly - he looks like sheep shit in shallow water even in his BEST outfit."
sheep shit in shallow water by C. Perniphelus Chuckles April 17, 2010
Magic Shell Shit
A Magic Shell shit is a shit that comes out as a thick brown liquid, but hardens into a solid when it hits the cold toilet water. Usually comes out shaped like a Dairy Queen chocolate cone. This heated liquid usually burns your asshole coming out.
Jay : Oh hell, I just shit out that burrito. It came out as a Magic Shell shit. The toilet almost didn't swallow it all.
Jan : What the fuck dude!?
Jan : What the fuck dude!?
Magic Shell Shit by kainalukai July 20, 2011
As annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket
an expression to tell how annoying somebody/something is, as much as something probably very messy.
The reference to a "thick piece of shit" and the fact it is no fitting for a "shallow bucket" probably comes from a real life experience most likely to have happened at the beginning of the 20th century and those before, when modern time toilets were nowhere to be seen in farmhouses and camping grounds of America.
The reference to a "thick piece of shit" and the fact it is no fitting for a "shallow bucket" probably comes from a real life experience most likely to have happened at the beginning of the 20th century and those before, when modern time toilets were nowhere to be seen in farmhouses and camping grounds of America.
Guy 1: I truly think you should not play with matches that close to the gaz tanks...
Guy2: shut up, you're as annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket!!!
Guy2: shut up, you're as annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket!!!
As annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket by Machinegun8arg April 2, 2008
shitstill
when you are ready to shit in a public bathroom, yet somebody comes in, and you hold it so that they won't hear embarassing noises coming from you (in essence, you are "sitting still"), and THEN you shit once they leave.
Roger: Hey, Dave! You don't look so good.
Dave: Man, someboy came in when I REALLY had to crap, and I had to have a shitstill until they left. It REALLY hurt to have to hold it for so long!
Dave: Man, someboy came in when I REALLY had to crap, and I had to have a shitstill until they left. It REALLY hurt to have to hold it for so long!
shitstill by brooskitooski January 6, 2011
shitsville
shitsville by James Bond76532 January 3, 2009
shitsville
shitsville by tushanbe February 10, 2010
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