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shit shard

Fragments of a really hard turd that linger in the body after the primary concrete turd has been passed
Man i shit a concrete turd but it left shit shards in my ass for later
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shit shard

Fragments of a really hard turd that is left behind after the primary concrete turd has passed
I shit a concrete turd but there are still shit shards left …
by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022
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Shit's Hard

Sometimes the only thing you can say to a friend who is getting their ass handed to them by life.
"Hey, how you doing?"
"Not great. I've had three colds this month, I'm broke, I'm not getting laid, I've gained thirty pounds, and the whole world is falling apart."
"Yeah... shit's hard, man."
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It's hard to give a shit when you don't.

When thou does not give a single fucketh about your opinion.
Nick Valenzuela has stated it's hard to give a shit when you don't.
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SHITSHARES

A flury of garbage shares from news articles, fake news, ig, Twitter post and bad memes.
There goes Garcia with his shitshares again.
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shitshark

Shitshark: a word to describe feminist cancer white women, or undesirable white women who are unable to attract white males, so they must stoop to the lowest of the lowest pools of men, where they will attract an Indian male. Not to be confused with their closely related cousin the “Mudshark”, who only thirsts for black males, the Shitshark only thirsts for Indian males…the shitshark’s pool fall into a lower caste system than the mudshark’s pool.

The Indian male being the shit that the Shitshark desires will typically mate with the Shitshark for a step up on the human-capitol totem-poll ensuring that his spawn will be a little less brown-skinned, and therefore gain more human-capitol than himself. Or perhaps, the Indian male will mate with the Shitshark to obtain citizenship in a western country far away from the 3rd world shit hole that they originate from. similarly to the mudhsark’s prey which are black males, the Indian male could also mate with the Shitshark so that he can be economically taken care of, exchanging sex and intimacy for food and shelter.

Finally, the main reason we differentiate shitsharks from mudsharks, is that Indian people not only shit in the streets & wipe with bare hands, but also, they enjoy eating cow shit as a delicacy. whereas mudshark prey (black males) do not typically eat shit and publicly shit in the streets.

Credit: Jan & Geoff
That Shitshark loves going to tandoori flame buffet, it’s her main pool for picking up jeets (jeets = Indian men).
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