Shit Sausage

A human made of shit, wrapped in skin, usually the Fuck ugly people who try to cover up what they really are with Human Skin. Commonly reffered as, People who look like shit.
Basically, people who cover up their real identity that they are complete lumps of shit, and use fake human skin to cover it up.

Boy: Hey, You look like shit.
Girl: Do I?
Boy: Yeah, your full of shit! Just like a Shit Sausage!
Girl: *Cries*

Shit Sausage by TheShitster July 12, 2009

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wanky shit sausage

The art of ejaculating onto human faeces whilst it is sucked in and out of the anus.

Commonly known as turtle headed cum stick in the USA, the wanky shit sausage can only be performed when the receiver is in desperate need of a shit. As the shit draws closer to the exit, the giver wanks onto the shit and it is then sucked into the anus.

My girlfriend was desperate for a shit so I suggested the wanky shit sausage, her arse hoovered my cum straight into her shit-infested bum

wanky shit sausage by Thombone Catkins December 19, 2010

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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