shit pole 

the act of pooping out one single terd into a condom and then freezing it. after it has been frozen, a female or homosexual then uses it as a substitute for a dildo in order to pleasure her/himself.

That bitch can't even afford a dildo, she just uses a shit pole.

shit pole by twat eater October 5, 2007

shit pole 

when a female knows that you like her then jumps into a relationship and everybody knows about it and she does not give a single fuck about your feelings also she will let you suffer in pain while she spends time with her man and not even check up on you she also goes out and party gets drunk and does dangerous shit

That female sani.fav is a goddamn shit pole she jumped into a relationship and let another man who liked her suffer while she takes them backshots from that light skin lonzo ball as nigga

shit pole by saysfuck.shit December 13, 2020

barber pole shit 

A unique candy cane striped turd.Can be achieved by strictly following prescribed procedure. Day one-drink at least one quart of Welches Grape Juice which turns the poop green. Day2-take 4 tablespoonful of Pepto-Bismol which turns the poop black.Three hours after the Pepto roll down a bid hill so the pepto will swirl around in your bowels.On day three you should deliver a green turd with black candy cane stripes.

I just had a bizzaro barber pole shit.

barber pole shit by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011

buttpipe shitpole 

Lil' Wayne, JohnTravolta, Tom Cruise, Danny Glover, Mel Gibson (FOR SURE)

"Yeah, next time I see that guy I am thinking about punching him in the choad for grabbing my girlfriend's clit through her pants...whatta buttpipe shitpole."

buttpipe shitpole by Jizzcannon January 26, 2009