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shit nerd 

1) someone (usually male) who is suspicious of cooperation, disagreeable and obtuse in conversation and group work. Also is a meek beta bitch nerd.

2) a nerd who is also a complete little shit.

you've never wanted to stuff someone in a locker so badly, this nerd is a total piece of shit and can be identified by his uncooperative, annoying tone of voice and scrawny little body. His body is most likely made of ritz crackers and club soda because this mother fucker can't even deal with meat sauce on his spaghetti noodles.
(ex)
Camp Counselor) Ok so everyone wants to play ultimate frizzby today?
Literally Everybody) Yeah!!!
Shit Nerd) in a nasally, annoying tone of voice* "But I want to play bad mitten"
Camp Counselor) Yeah well were playing frizzby today you little shit nerd

ex)
oh crap Arons in our group, he'll never agree to the same topic as the rest of us.

yeah dude what a shit nerd.

ex)
Can you believe he just runs around killing people all by himself on that online game all day every day?

Yeah what a total shit nerd.
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nerd shit 

The minutiae or fine details of a project or complex task needed for polish, but not to establish the high concept. Often used from the perspective of someone in a stance of authority in the project.
We worked out the foundations for the program, but I'm leaving the Nerd Shit to marketing. It's what they're there for.
nerd shit by Psiko May 16, 2018

Wtf is this nerde shit? 

Usually indicates that you do not know what something means. Could indicate hard math problems, magnets, or other things.
shitnerd,you call him/her shitnerd cause' you think she/he is a ner but to you he/she is so annoying so :
bakubae: oi, shitnerd

dekubae: what son of a bi-
shitnerd by hawks_simpp June 6, 2021
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