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shit nerd 

1) someone (usually male) who is suspicious of cooperation, disagreeable and obtuse in conversation and group work. Also is a meek beta bitch nerd.

2) a nerd who is also a complete little shit.

you've never wanted to stuff someone in a locker so badly, this nerd is a total piece of shit and can be identified by his uncooperative, annoying tone of voice and scrawny little body. His body is most likely made of ritz crackers and club soda because this mother fucker can't even deal with meat sauce on his spaghetti noodles.
(ex)
Camp Counselor) Ok so everyone wants to play ultimate frizzby today?
Literally Everybody) Yeah!!!
Shit Nerd) in a nasally, annoying tone of voice* "But I want to play bad mitten"
Camp Counselor) Yeah well were playing frizzby today you little shit nerd

ex)
oh crap Arons in our group, he'll never agree to the same topic as the rest of us.

yeah dude what a shit nerd.

ex)
Can you believe he just runs around killing people all by himself on that online game all day every day?

Yeah what a total shit nerd.
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nerd shit 

The minutiae or fine details of a project or complex task needed for polish, but not to establish the high concept. Often used from the perspective of someone in a stance of authority in the project.
We worked out the foundations for the program, but I'm leaving the Nerd Shit to marketing. It's what they're there for.
nerd shit by Psiko May 16, 2018

Wtf is this nerde shit? 

Usually indicates that you do not know what something means. Could indicate hard math problems, magnets, or other things.
What are these numbers? I don't understand this! WTF is this nerde shit?!
shitnerd,you call him/her shitnerd cause' you think she/he is a ner but to you he/she is so annoying so :
bakubae: oi, shitnerd

dekubae: what son of a bi-
shitnerd by hawks_simpp June 6, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026