Shit move Share definition Flag A common action that has a negative affect in society. Can be broken down into sub categories: "dick move," "dumb move," or "douche move." "Mike just hung up on me--what a fucking shit move.""She's a total shit mover--she gets more excited about chocolate than about anything else." Shit move by 2plus2 October 30, 2011 Get the Shit move mug.