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shit in a tray merchant

British slang for any fast food outlets such as KFC, Mcdonalds, Burger King, as well as kebab shops etc.

Name obviously due to the bullshit that these 'restaurants' serve as food.
'Out the club about three, to the take-away/
The shit in a tray merchants, shops got special perchant for the disorderly'

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shit in a tray merchant by Hank187 September 17, 2006