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Shit map

The stain made in your undercrackers, clothing or similar made by a follow-through or badly wiped bottom.

Similar to the Map of China, it can resemble any geographical land mass, from Africa (a big splurge with a drip) to the Philippines (an explosion of Fecal debris).

An obvious outcome (LOL!) of Dutch Coughs, Belgian sneezes and other trouser-related toilet mis-haps.
John had a dodgy curry last night and when he woke up this morning he'd made a classic shit map of India in his shorts!
by Craig in the Hat September 9, 2009
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Maping shit

Completing goals/objectives
Tyron: Yo I did the essay today.
Derick: Danm its due in a month, You had some time.
Tyron: Yea, I just felt like maping shit ya heard
by Dont click January 1, 2018
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