shit in a hat

Something to say when shit hits the fan, more of a frustration sound at best. eg. derived from shit on a stick but having its own unique flavor.
Means, "Fuck," or "Dammit" just more colorful.
Also used as "shit in a motherfucking hat"

Man: Dude, someone just fucked your gal
Response: Shit in a hat!

by Ares133 March 26, 2007

does the pope shit in a funny hat?

An answer to a question with an obvious yes.

It's a splice of two phrases
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?

Interviewer to a rock star:
-Have you had sex with groupies?
Rock star:
-does the pope shit in a funny hat?

by ana von hindenburg February 26, 2011

i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.

your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!

by discombobulator! November 21, 2010