shit food 

Anything which is bought in a 24 hour store after 2a.m. to aid an all night study session.

Student1: I'm so screwed for this exam 2 moro.
Student2(driver):it'll be grand lets go to dunnes.
Student1(gullible):ok!!(with enthusiasm)

They go and buy shit food.
The end.

shit food by Evelyn the magnificent! April 23, 2008

Shit Food 

American made processed food.

Food so improperly cooked, whether overcooked or undercooked that renders it inedible.

"Where'd you like to go to eat tonight?"
"It doesn't really matter. I grew up on shit food so anywhere is fine."

Shit Food by Publius0987 August 4, 2025

Shit for food 

When your friend has food on their plate, but you cant tell the difference between shit and food.

Your friend has food on their plate.

It looks like real shit, so you ask them what it is.

They say its food.

You reply: "You have mistaken shit for food."

Shit for food by cscherme March 6, 2009

Dog food shit 

The kind of shit you take the morning after a long night of drinking. Not quite solid, not quite watery. Just a lump of shit that resembles dog food.

"Bill, come in the bathroom..."

"Why?"

"I had 6 pints of Guiness last night and I took the most richeous dog food shit!"

"Mondo sweet. Dont flush. I wanna see."

Dog food shit by Anthony Argiropoulos August 3, 2008

Mexican Food Shit 

A big shit

1. After a long while of being a worldwide taste tester and eating Mexican Food, you decide to use the bathroom. You were never seen again.

2. A loaf of shit in a class of its own

"Damn I had to take one big ol Mexican Food shit!"
"God rest your soul."

Mexican Food Shit by hana2H January 26, 2024

Food is Shit 

When the authority regards food as value, It’s only a matter of time before it spoils and ends up in the trash as those deserving were denied, watch and go hungry.

No, you can’t have seconds, No, wrong credentials, No, short on funds. Okay, times up, it all goes in the trash, spoiled, the “Food is Shit” worthless.

Food is Shit by Time Waters July 22, 2023