Shit Boner

When you get a boner after taking a shit.

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.

by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022

Shit Boner

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.

I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.

by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010

Shit boner

When you are taking a shit and the shit won't fall down and it is really hard and all

I was having a GIANT shit boner last night

by Yeetkids November 5, 2018

Shit Boner

Gay guys erection.

"When Ryan bent over, Josh got a shit boner"

by shitloving July 6, 2020

shit your boner

a euphemism for premature ejacluation that is used when someone fucks up

I can't believe you passed out so early, you totally shit your boner.

by thrillhouse82 August 7, 2011

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