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Shit Bastard 

Someone who doesn't have a father/born out of wedlock and Is being an inconsidarite ass hole.
"Shut up Kevin, your such a shit bastard!"
Shit Bastard by brett August 24, 2004

Shit Bastard 

the best insult ever, can be used at any time, anywhere
'my god, you're such a SHIT BASTARD!'

'YOU SHIT BASTARD!'

'SHIT BASTARD!'
Shit Bastard by samthepro September 26, 2007

Shit bastard retard 

When the bois suck the sack Soo hard they get pure ball sack nut penis in there mouths. This causes the birds to migrate and the baby's to cry.
Yo we should fucking shit bastard retard

chicken shit bastard 

Word used to describe a person who is cowardly, stupid, a wanksta, or just a son of a bitch who puts on a front around others to attempt to impress his friends.
50 Cent is a damn chicken shit bastard, he ain't never been shot.
chicken shit bastard by Cody Hensley September 25, 2006

dumb shit bastard 

A person who is so fucking dumb their family disowned them. Therefore they have become a bastard. Dumb shit bastards are annoying. Their faces beg for a flurry of punches from everyone within a two mile radius.
That weird kid looks like a dumb shit bastard.
dumb shit bastard by TartarSauce January 5, 2015

bastard shit 

A shit that refuses to move either out or in, nor can it be pinched off. leaving you in limbo at the point of production.
Help, help, I'm stuck on the toilet. I'm suffering with bastard shit.
bastard shit by dadofreggie October 19, 2015
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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