Shit and Split

The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.

Matt: Andrew took a massive crap in in your house yesterday!

Chris: Yah, he Shit and Split!

Shit and Split by Lbayncha1 February 14, 2009

shit and split

Going into a house party or gathering. Taking a dump without flushing and leaving.

OMG what smells?? Oh NOOO is that shit in the toliet?? Did someone shit and split??

shit and split by MiR.D February 18, 2010

Shit and Split

Verb:
To fart and then leave, allowing others to endure the stench.
See also:
Fart and Dart

Crikey! Bob shit and split ten minutes ago and the stink lingers.

Shit and Split by RenegadeRebel January 14, 2007

shit and split

A bowel movement that consists of only one log and 1-2 wipes to cleanse yourself. Usually 30 seconds from pants down to pants up.

"it won't be long, it's going to be a shit and split."

shit and split by 711arbor October 14, 2009

Shit and split

When somebody leaves the restroom without washing their hands.

Did you see that dirty fucker!? He just shit and split.

Shit and split by rburton October 1, 2009