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shit and piss and cum 

"yo what are you doing"-some guy
"bro I am so scared I have reached a state of perfect shit and piss and cum"-scared dude

Piss, shit and/or cum 

A stupid punchline that requires no set up or. Mainly used for when you can't be funny in the moment a need that one friend to think you are funny.
Human : hey whats this new food that they are selling?

Funny guy : its Piss, shit and/or cum

Human : thats so funny and random!

Funny: bababooey