shit and cum
i shit and cum on yo mama LMFAO NIGGA FUCK YO ASS HARD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD itchy butt
shit and cum by shee shee poopy nigga October 17, 2020
Shit and cum
Shit and cum by Sjshbdhd May 7, 2021
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shit and piss and cum
"This movie isn't that scary what are you doing" -random dude
"I am so scared I have reached a perfect state of shit and piss and cum"-shit piss cum man
"I am so scared I have reached a perfect state of shit and piss and cum"-shit piss cum man
shit and piss and cum by Shit and piss and cum man November 19, 2020
shit and piss and cum
"yo what are you doing"-some guy
"bro I am so scared I have reached a state of perfect shit and piss and cum"-scared dude
"bro I am so scared I have reached a state of perfect shit and piss and cum"-scared dude
shit and piss and cum by Shit and piss and cum man November 19, 2020
Maybe Shit and Cum
Person 1: I fucked your mom
Person 2: Maybe Shit and Cum
Person 1: YO TAKE THAT SHIT BACK THAT WENT TOO FAR!
Person 2: Maybe Shit and Cum
Person 1: YO TAKE THAT SHIT BACK THAT WENT TOO FAR!
Maybe Shit and Cum by RecordHead May 28, 2020
Piss, shit and/or cum
A stupid punchline that requires no set up or. Mainly used for when you can't be funny in the moment a need that one friend to think you are funny.
Human : hey whats this new food that they are selling?
Funny guy : its Piss, shit and/or cum
Human : thats so funny and random!
Funny: bababooey
Funny guy : its Piss, shit and/or cum
Human : thats so funny and random!
Funny: bababooey
Piss, shit and/or cum by AndOkBuddy January 6, 2021
Cum and Shit Soufflé
Cum and Shit Soufflé by Swampyman May 19, 2019
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