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Shinhead 

noun
A male human of chinese descent who is fluent at english and french. Has a large quantity of hair situated upon their cranium and are a soul-mate to many. Usually, they are incredibly intelligent, able to solve hard problems and help others that are less fortunate in the brains department. Also very good with girls.

Derived from the french word, Chinois, which means Chinese.
Mitch: Hey Sam i need help with physics.

Sam: Sorry mate i don't do physics. Why don't you ask Shinhead over here? Hey Shinhead, can you stop talking with that chick and come over here and help us?

Shinhead: Oh okay then. Right let's see, oh okay, yeah you see how you require the critical velocity to achieve enough kinetic energy and potential energy to circumnavigate the entire circle...

*Sam and Mitch fall asleep*
Shinhead by The Shinhead April 28, 2009

shinehead 

1. A tard who walks around asking chicks for help with their homework. They can be seen a block away by their shiny bald head.

2. When a chick licks the top of a dude's penis to make it nice and shiny.
"Hide here comes that shinehead"
shinehead by Andrew February 13, 2004

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026